Words can not express how much I truly hate you guys.

The Red Badge of Gayness

My roomies and I have been watching that South Park episode like crazy over the past couple of weeks. Seriously, we're approaching double digits for times watched, and with each additional viewing it just gets funnier and funnier.

The beginning where Cartman is drumming. "Hello, Baltimore!" "Does Cleveland like to rock!" "Screw you guys, I'm going home."

There are just so many hilarious moments. I love it.

"Let it be known that your son did not die in vain. I shall persevere and make Stan and Kyle my slaves."

We've also watched Mr. Hankie's Christmas Special. That's high quality as well.

There's the dreidel song. "Courtney Cox, I love you. You're so hot, on that show." That's not even about the dreidel. Or Cartman's singing "Jews....play stupid games....Jews....that's why they're lame." And he does it right in front of Kyle's mom.

There's Mr. Garrison's song about Christmas in other countries. "Hey there Mr. Hinduist. Merry F*&^%$! Christmas." "So get of you heathen Hindu ass and f#$%*&$ celebrate." Also, "infidelic pagan scum" doesn't even rhyme with the song. So great.