I've been watching a lot of Chappelle's Show lately. It makes me want to say B@$%$ and N#!@#$ a lot. That's bad.

My new goal is to do nothing. I think I just want to bum out. Why work when I can just sit on my ass.

I watched one of my favorite movies About A Boy the other day. I wish that I were as cool as the main character. I want to be the guy who does nothing, is shallow, and lives off of royalties. I wish that I lived in an island paradise. I could be sun drenched, tropical, a magnet for young Swedish tourists. You can check off the last one. I'm 33% there.

Beer is good. Celebrate its awesomeness as much as possible.