Every Man Is An Island

I stand by that. But clearly some men are island chains. Underneath, they are connected...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Mario Kart Domination

While I was away in Denmark, my bitch ass roommate Craig decided to beat all of my times in Mario Kart for Game Cube. Naturally, I was pissed. Since I've been back, I've been on a mission to beat his record times. So far I've beaten all of his times on 50cc and 100cc.

The Beefcake and I tag teamed it to beat all of the times for Flower Cup. A little background first... Craig's initials are CML. He entered those in when he beat something. I had already beaten the Flower Cup on 50cc and had entered my name... We had to rebeat my 50cc time so that we could complete a diabolical scheme. In the records section the display for Flower Cup appears as follows.

50cc CML
100cc EAT
150cc MY
Mirror ASS

Ha! Take that bitch!

On a side note, today I whooped Slove in tennis using my left hand.

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