Today is Wednesday.
Streak status: 6 days.
The paper editing took way longer than expected. The past two days I have been living here at DIS, suck. Man, my part of the paper was so money. I was bragging about it in a joking manner, but seriously it was the shiz. Ha ha ha, I'm Rick James, bitch. I found this program called Stickies that works as post it notes for your desktop. It has speech capabilities so turned up the volume and made it say a few things, for example, "good evening bitches" and "Robert is stupid." I know, I know, I'm like twelve.
We didn't finish the editing until like 1700. We had decided early on to go to the awesome Italian pizza place again for dinner. Because of this, I decided not to eat lunch which was not smart. I was so famished by the time we finished the editing. When we got there, I scarfed this whole pizza slowly. That may sound contradictory, but they didn't cut it up in slices American style. They just give you a whole pizza. So you either have to pick it up and eat it Stonehandsio style like a bum or cut it up with a knife and a fork. The crust was thin but tough making for a very difficult time. I scarfed it as fast as my cutting abilities would allow. Angie bet Alex and I that she would finish first. I smoked both of them hardcore. It was satisfying.
Afterwards we all just wanted to sleep. We decided to meet up at 2030 to go over our presentation. I ended up watching two episodes of Frasier and part of a South Park episode. I fell asleep for like 15 mins. I probably would have over slept, but I woke up to a wet faced caused by mysterious drool. I turned on the TV to finish watching the South Park episode and was immediately hit by the Brown Noise. It was sweet, every body shit their pants. What a great wake up call.
The practice presentation went well. Afterwards I was excited to go watch Chappelle's Show on MTV at 2130, but unfortunately it was like ride with funkmaster flex, bah. Robert and I watched a count down of the fastest machines on earth. It was sweet. After that I decided to keep the streak alive. Because Alex had explicitly forbid any of us from drinking, Angie and I just had to. We hit up the 7 eleven for a few beers. I only got 3, but considering my tiredness I gave me a good buzz and was on the brink of falling into drunkenness. I think that counts toward the streak. By the end of the week, it could be up to 9 days. If that were to happen, I would have been drunk on at least 12 days which is more than half of the 23 day trip. That's not bad.
I ate some of Angie's left over pizza as we were chillin in John's room. It had all this nasty stuff on it: full size olives, giant pieces of artichoke, and of course mushrooms. Luckily, they were all clustered in the center; I just ate the crust area. Yum. At one point as Angie dozed off on the couch, I stole her key card. On the way back to our respective rooms, she discovered that it was gone. Ha ha, I gave it back though immediately. I was too tired to be mean. But then I discovered that I didn't have my friggin key. Gah, what an idiot move. Sadly, I wasn't even drunk. I knocked on our door, but Robert was obviously out. I called him and let it ring like 15 times, nothing. Finally, I just started pounding continuously on the door. He eventually woke up and opened the door.
After getting ready for bed, I remembered that I had said I was going to memorize this line and do my push ups and sit ups. I sat in the bathroom on the toilet and memorized that shiz. No, I was not dropping a load, the cover was down. I later did my push ups and sit ups in the dark. It was hard because my belly was all full of beer.
Today was presentation day. We were scheduled to be the last of 3 groups today. The first group took an hour for presenting and discussion. It scared me. The second group was luckily a little more brief but not by much. By the time we got up there, I had to go to the bathroom bad, but the door that said toileter on the 2nd floor was actually two class rooms. Luckily I ended up finding one on the 1st floor. Oddly, the floor labeled 1 is actually the 2nd floor. The main floor is called ground. Anyway, it was great. I did not want to present for an hour while having to pee. The presentation went very smoothly. A great discussion was sparked and Anne Mette only hit us with one real question.
Now I am sitting in the computer lab typing. I'm still wearing a tie, and I want to go outside. Now I am hitting publish...
Streak status: 6 days.
The paper editing took way longer than expected. The past two days I have been living here at DIS, suck. Man, my part of the paper was so money. I was bragging about it in a joking manner, but seriously it was the shiz. Ha ha ha, I'm Rick James, bitch. I found this program called Stickies that works as post it notes for your desktop. It has speech capabilities so turned up the volume and made it say a few things, for example, "good evening bitches" and "Robert is stupid." I know, I know, I'm like twelve.
We didn't finish the editing until like 1700. We had decided early on to go to the awesome Italian pizza place again for dinner. Because of this, I decided not to eat lunch which was not smart. I was so famished by the time we finished the editing. When we got there, I scarfed this whole pizza slowly. That may sound contradictory, but they didn't cut it up in slices American style. They just give you a whole pizza. So you either have to pick it up and eat it Stonehandsio style like a bum or cut it up with a knife and a fork. The crust was thin but tough making for a very difficult time. I scarfed it as fast as my cutting abilities would allow. Angie bet Alex and I that she would finish first. I smoked both of them hardcore. It was satisfying.
Afterwards we all just wanted to sleep. We decided to meet up at 2030 to go over our presentation. I ended up watching two episodes of Frasier and part of a South Park episode. I fell asleep for like 15 mins. I probably would have over slept, but I woke up to a wet faced caused by mysterious drool. I turned on the TV to finish watching the South Park episode and was immediately hit by the Brown Noise. It was sweet, every body shit their pants. What a great wake up call.
The practice presentation went well. Afterwards I was excited to go watch Chappelle's Show on MTV at 2130, but unfortunately it was like ride with funkmaster flex, bah. Robert and I watched a count down of the fastest machines on earth. It was sweet. After that I decided to keep the streak alive. Because Alex had explicitly forbid any of us from drinking, Angie and I just had to. We hit up the 7 eleven for a few beers. I only got 3, but considering my tiredness I gave me a good buzz and was on the brink of falling into drunkenness. I think that counts toward the streak. By the end of the week, it could be up to 9 days. If that were to happen, I would have been drunk on at least 12 days which is more than half of the 23 day trip. That's not bad.
I ate some of Angie's left over pizza as we were chillin in John's room. It had all this nasty stuff on it: full size olives, giant pieces of artichoke, and of course mushrooms. Luckily, they were all clustered in the center; I just ate the crust area. Yum. At one point as Angie dozed off on the couch, I stole her key card. On the way back to our respective rooms, she discovered that it was gone. Ha ha, I gave it back though immediately. I was too tired to be mean. But then I discovered that I didn't have my friggin key. Gah, what an idiot move. Sadly, I wasn't even drunk. I knocked on our door, but Robert was obviously out. I called him and let it ring like 15 times, nothing. Finally, I just started pounding continuously on the door. He eventually woke up and opened the door.
After getting ready for bed, I remembered that I had said I was going to memorize this line and do my push ups and sit ups. I sat in the bathroom on the toilet and memorized that shiz. No, I was not dropping a load, the cover was down. I later did my push ups and sit ups in the dark. It was hard because my belly was all full of beer.
Today was presentation day. We were scheduled to be the last of 3 groups today. The first group took an hour for presenting and discussion. It scared me. The second group was luckily a little more brief but not by much. By the time we got up there, I had to go to the bathroom bad, but the door that said toileter on the 2nd floor was actually two class rooms. Luckily I ended up finding one on the 1st floor. Oddly, the floor labeled 1 is actually the 2nd floor. The main floor is called ground. Anyway, it was great. I did not want to present for an hour while having to pee. The presentation went very smoothly. A great discussion was sparked and Anne Mette only hit us with one real question.
Now I am sitting in the computer lab typing. I'm still wearing a tie, and I want to go outside. Now I am hitting publish...
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