Why does is it that when you're in class and gotta pee, time goes so slow?  It's absolutely excruciating.  I swear it's like in the cartoons where the second hand on the clock actually ticks backwards.  It's so bad that even the pulsation of your own beating heart is unbearable.


I believe that purple is the only color that can be used to describe a flavor e.g. purple Jolly Ranchers.  Everybody knows what flavor purple is.  It is not ambiguous like red which seems to be the most popular coloring for flavors.  An argument could be made for blue, but the only flavor that is blue isn't even naturally blue in the first place which is why it's called blue raspberry.  Even flavors like apple have been coined green apple out of necessity.  Yellow could be lemon or banana.  It's unfair to include orange because the name is the same as the flavor.  But do not forget that peach belongs with the same hue.  When encountering an unknown flavor, only the color purple can lead to the certainty of grape flavor because nobody with any kind of taste would make plum.  My favorite color may be green, but purple is my favorite flavor.