A City of Sin

Sadly, this year I didn't do much sinning in Las Vegas. This occurred for two reasons. First, I'm strapped for cash. Second, my drinking partner was MIA; that is, he was with his girlfriend. Seriously, Las Vegas is not a place for couples.

I did manage to accomplish a few things despite the obstacles.

• I saw Jenny McCarthy at our dive of a hotel, the New Frontier.
• I also saw Kris Humphries, what a douche.
• I got another yard glass. This time it was a vodka lemonade not a long island iced tea.
• I got drunk, walked around, and enjoyed the view.
• I sobered up, and then got drunk again.
• I watched a ton of college and pro football.
  
• I tried the new chicken parmesan at subway. It was delicious.
  

Overall, it was a good time, and I'm not in the red yet.

Oh yeah, I guess there was some broomball.