Goodbye Donk Sucker

The Group is now dead. A last hurrah

BPC thinks that he is too good for the Facebook. Additionally, he is boycotting AIM, MSN, iPods, and anything that is popular in anyway. In reality he sucks at pretty much everything except the following:

- smoking the death sticks
- sleeping through his alarm
- losing team case races
- listening to one song playlists
- going to space camp
- leaving his computer on over vacation because he's afraid that it might not ever turn back on
-saying that he has to write a lab report, skipping wingies, but then really watching The OC
-cutting himself off when drinking so he doesn't get totally wasted
-dragging snow into the house because he doesn't know how to take off his shoes at the door
-trying to throw a dart into the travel bong but missing and hitting me in the face
-dropping and breaking light bulbs at Target then trying to cover it up
-ditching out on the drink for tots extravaganza
-catching the bird flu
-drinking gross red rum that tastes worse and is more expensive than the captain
-attempting to watch an entire season of the west wing in a weekend but only making it through 9 eppies
-shaving at 11pm on a Friday night and using up the hot water when I am just trying to shower after a broomball game
-rolling around on the ice until he's in the dirt by the railroad tracks
-having so much abs
-sipping rather than chugging water while wasted
-taking 3 minutes to realize that i was taking a video not a picture
-getting scared as hell at medical appointments
-staying at the antiVday party until 5 am on a Tuesday night
-eating curb while running from the cops
-dropping his credit card and wallet in the park while running from the aforementioned police
-stealing the jug of bottle caps, you fucker
-sucking donk
-drinking beer with ketchup in it